If I Were A Hipster, I'd Be Diggin' The Irony
But when you have a kid who tells you his blood sugar is 30 and he has 3 units of insulin on board (meaning in his system), the irony sucks.The other day, Brendon informed me of what his blood sugar...
View ArticleOur Meet And Greet With Carey And Family
I've tried to think of clever ways to write this post. I wrote versions in my head on the way back from meeting them. I wrote yet more versions in my gray matter on my 6 hour drive back home.But let me...
View ArticleThe Idiot Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the F***ing Tree
The time has come when I must clean up my language. I know......I know.When you hear "Jesus Christ" and "idiot", it's not so bad. But when they come out of an eight year old's mouth, it sounds pretty...
View ArticleToo Much Anatomy
What is UP with banana hammocks?The first beautiful day we had in a loooong time was spent at the beach, today. The beach was really crowded because everyone was taking advantage of the beautiful...
View ArticleDrink Me. Eat Me.
He eats too much.He doesn't eat enough.He drinks too much.He doesn't drink enough.Demolishing the highs.Building up the lows.Round and round the carousel goes.
View ArticleI Shouldn't Think About This While I'm Tired
Today was a "Meet Your Teacher Day" where parents and kids go to school to meet their teachers. We met Brendon's teacher in a new school with a new nurse. So explanations needed to be gone over with...
View ArticleThe Downside Of Nanny 911
Jessica (age 6): Mom. Why do I want to watch Nanny 911?Me: I don't know. Why?Jessica: So I can learn how to be bad.
View ArticleWOW WOW WOW. The Times They Are Achangin'
We'll either have the first black President in the history of the United States, or the first female Vice President in our nation's history.
View ArticleHow They Found This Blog
Note: Brendon's first day of school went well. I received a call from the nurse saying he was a 60 after recess. She treated with a juice and after that, his numbers were awesome. In fact, all of his...
View ArticleI Poop On You
I saw Triumph the other night on Conan O'Brian and I was hoping HOPING that there would be a Youtube clip available. It is a must see....."Fox News....you swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's...
View ArticleHey Look! A Gray Hair!
Jessica (6 years old): Is pot illegal?Me (in my head): DOH!Me: Yes. It's illegal.Jessica: What is pot?Me: It is a plant that people dry up and smoke like a cigarette.Jessica: Is it sometimes called...
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I Don't Know How We Managed That
This summer royally sucked as far as Brendon's numbers go. We saw numbers in the upper 400 to 300 range on a regular basis....just about daily. I don't think a day went by where there weren't those...
View ArticleThree Little Birds
I haven't been posting lately because every little thing is gonna be alright and my 3 little birds remind me of that all the time. So, I don't worry 'bout a thing. (even when I pull Brendon out of...
View ArticlePuketober Fest 2008
All day yesterday I was getting calls from the school nurse reporting Brendon’s blood sugar readings and how at one point he looked pale and clammy. I chalked it up to his blood sugar dropping...
View ArticleThe List
1. Brendon's school nurse quit and no one knew about it until the new school nurse was announced over the speaker during morning announcements....this was 2 weeks after she quit. The new nurse never...
View ArticleA Christmas Story(s)
Jessica: Does Santa go around stealing toys from stores?Me: No, he doesn't do that. Why are you asking?Jessica: Then how does he get the toys?Me: The elves make them.Jessica: How do they make them look...
View ArticleGettin' The Itch.....
My poor neglected blog needs some TLC. So here's some cow bell to get it revved up again:This morning I was awakened to three little munchkins jib jabbering about the leprechaun coming."Let’s see if...
View ArticleAnyone Know Why the Cozmo Pump is Discontinued?
We got a letter in the mail saying Smiths Medical isn't providing the Cozmo pump for direct sale anymore. But, they're honoring the warranty for all old and new customers. We have 4 years left on ours,...
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Hey There, Ho There....
How has everyone been doing? Sorry I've been MIA for longer than I've ever been since starting this blog, but frankly, I didn't know what to write about anymore.Brendon has been doing spectacular with...
View ArticleI'm Not a Doctor, But I Play One When I Watch TV
I'm a regular viewer of Army Wives. It's a cheesy, soapy kind of series on Lifetime, but I like it.A couple of episodes ago, Claudia Joy would mention how thirsty she was and take a swig of water. It...
View Article7 year Anniversary :( Eat, Dose, and Be Merry :)
On Friday, November 27th, Supernanny will be helping parents regain control of their family after their 5 year old son is diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes.http://abc.go.com/shows/supernanny Oddly enough,...
View ArticleWhy Do Clouds Float?
Every kid has questions that form as a result of all of the observations they make about the world around them.Who do they usually go to first for the answer?Well, mom and dad of course. And kids have...
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Santa Looks Sketchy
Old Kris Kringle. We know him as happy and jolly with rosey cheeks, and a belly that looks full of jelly when he laughs.Kids can't wait until Santa arrives with his bag full of gifts.But these Santas...
View ArticleJust Call Me Rip Van Winkle
I had been gone for so long from the blogging world that I couldn't remember my password (went in and made a new one), Blogger has changed all sorts of things, and I'll still never figure out how to...
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